Salsa Dip recipe from south of the GuyGrub Guy's border












The GuyGrub Guy invents
recipes that talk to guys in
ways that guys understand.

Guys don’t wanna mess
around with wussy
measurements like
3 tablespoons of sht.
Hell-No! Guy tells it like
it is… as in “Throw in
a shot of it. Maybe a
double shot if
you want it spicy.”

The GuyGrub Guy
would never expect
other regular guys to
watch a clock in order
to turn something over.
He makes it easy. Like
“check it out after 3/4
of a beer.”

GuyGrub recipes don’t use
stuff like tofu, truffles, or
soymilk. Guys like meat and
potatoes. And so does our Guy.





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Take A Taste
Yes, Guy's utensils are psychotic. They think they are garage tools when they are actually instruments of culinary delight. Guy and his female assistants, Yo and Noni, are almost as deranged.



Guy Grub Videos
Weekly vids. Learn how to cook with garage tools, measure with shots, and time your culinary masterpieces with pints of beer.
today's xcuse2party
Outrageous daily blog. Parties that are as much fun to read about as to throw. Condemned by the Legion Of Decency. And viewers like you.
drinks2drink
Pre Versions of your favorite cocktails. And your soon to be favorite cocktails. And drinks that are funnier to read about than to swill.
Yo And Noni Show
Weekly audio podcasts. Get an earful of what goes on behind the scenes with the psychotically buzzed-out creators of xcuse2party.com

    A R C H I V E S  
cowpoked beans Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon, and ol' Gabby
Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for
cowpoking your legumes. "Yee Haw!"
says Noni, as she uses her cattle prod on
Guy to speed up dinner.
Lickable Body Glitter
Not approved for oral consumption by
the FDA, the Christian Coalition, or the
We Believe In Fairies Society
cowpoked beans 7-11 Meatloaf
Warning: Vegheads, good food freaks,
and folks who read the ingredients on
labels should not try this at home.
chihuahua tacos Chihuahua Tacos
You don't really have to use chihuahua.
I mean you can't even buy chihuahua
in places where you can buy live goats.
So we suggest dognapping Paris' little
tidbit next time she gets sent to the pokie.
luau skewers Luau Skewers
Put on your little grass skirt or your big
moo-moo. Turn your surfboard into a
picnic table. Cook softly and put it on a
big stick.
sashimi Samurai Sashimi
This isn't really GuyGrub per se. But when
my psycho producer Yo got out her Samurai
Sword and started swinging it around my
kitchen, I figured, like yeah, that'll cook. I
mean, even if it isn't cooked, you know.
Blasted Brat
Blasted with Jose Cuervo Tequila.
Requires a nubile assistant who knows
how to handle a brat wearing very
little more than a teeny-weenie apron

H O   H O   H O L I D A Y S
smashed_pototo_snowman Smashed Potato Snowman
More fun than traipsing outside in the cold.
Tastes better than yellow snow. Perfect for
kiddies and your friends and relations with
the maturity of ten year olds.