Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard, and chase with sechs beer.
German Potato Salad
Deutsche potatos uber alles. Heil Mayonnaise!
Bavarian Barbarian Brats
Beat on these brats
Wiener Schnitzel
Not made with weiner dogs from die dachshund kennels.

Dress-Up Tips
Frauleins should wear traditional German garb like low-cut drindle dresses with thigh-high socks and no knickers.


Menshen should don leiderhosen,
faggy little hats with feathers. Or
butchen it up in SS uniforms with little whips and black leather cavalry boots.


Das best fashion accessory is, of course,
beer, beer und more beer!







Guy Grub Videos
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    O K T O B E R F E S T
Pretzels
Dippen Sie in das mustard, crunchen in
seine mouthen and chasen with sechs
beer,which means six beer, and has no
sexual connotations whatsoever.

Potato Salad Uber Alles
Der Guy makest die bestest German
Potato Salad. Just like Adolf's sweet
mamaused to make. They're so gut,
they'll make you say Heil!

Wiener Schnitzel
Not made with weiner dogs from die
dachshund kennels. Well, not
necessarily.

Bavarian Barbarian Brats
Beat on these brats. Beer fur alles.
Und Beer uber alles.


    A R C H I V E S  
cowpoked beans 7-11 Meatloaf
Warning: Vegheads, good food freaks,
and folks who read the ingredients on
labels should not try this to construct
this equivalent of a hot meat slurpy.
cowpoked beans Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon, and ol' Gabby
Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for
cowpoking your legumes. "Yee Haw!"
says Noni, as she uses her cattle prod on
Guy to speed up dinner.
chihuahua tacos Chihuahua Tacos
You don't really have to use chihuahua.
I mean you can't even buy chihuahua
in places where you can buy live goats.
So we suggest dognapping Paris' little
tidbit next time she gets sent to the pokie.
luau skewers Luau Skewers
Put on your little grass skirt or your big
moo-moo. Turn your surfboard into a
picnic table. Cook softly and put it on a
big stick.
sashimi Samurai Sashimi
This isn't really GuyGrub per se. But when
my psycho producer Yo got out her Samurai
Sword and started swinging it around my
kitchen, I figured, like yeah, that'll cook. I
mean, even if it isn't cooked, you know.
ratfink meatballs Ratfink Meatballs
On a bed of Angel Hair Pasta. Makes u a
MadeGuy. Perfect for Family get-togethers.
This recipe dedicated to Mafia fink Joe
Valachi, born in the year of the Rat.