Cowpoked Beans from the chuck wagon of the GuyGrub Guy
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that talk to guys in
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measurements like
3 tablespoons of sht.
Hell-No! Guy tells it like
it is… as in “Throw
in
a shot of it. Maybe a
double shot if
you want it spicy.”
The GuyGrub Guy
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other regular guys to
watch
a clock in order
to turn something over.
He makes it easy.
Like
“check it out after 3/4
of a beer.”
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use
stuff like tofu, truffles, or
soymilk. Guys like meat
and
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A R C H I V E S
Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon, and ol' Gabby
Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for
cowpoking your legumes. "Yee Haw!"
says Noni, as she uses
her cattle prod on
Guy to speed up dinner. Lickable Body Glitter
Not approved for oral consumption by
the
FDA, the Christian Coalition, or the
We Believe In
Fairies Society 7-11 Meatloaf
Warning: Vegheads, good food freaks,
and folks who read the ingredients on
labels should not try this at home. Chihuahua Tacos
You don't really have to use chihuahua.
I mean you can't even buy chihuahua
in places
where you can buy live goats.
So we suggest
dognapping Paris' little
tidbit next time she
gets sent to the pokie. Luau Skewers
Put on your little grass skirt or your big
moo-moo. Turn
your surfboard into a
picnic table. Cook softly and put it
on a
big stick. Samurai Sashimi
This isn't really GuyGrub per se. But when
my psycho
producer Yo got out her Samurai
Sword and started swinging it
around my
kitchen, I figured, like yeah, that'll
cook. I
mean, even if it isn't cooked, you know. Blasted Brat
Blasted with Jose Cuervo Tequila.
Requires a nubile assistant who knows
how to handle a brat wearing very
little more than a teeny-weenie apron
H O H O H O L I D A Y S
Smashed
Potato Snowman
More fun than traipsing outside in the cold.
Tastes better than
yellow snow. Perfect for
kiddies
and your friends and relations with
the maturity of ten year
olds.
