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The GuyGrub
Guy invents
recipes that talk to guys in
ways that guys understand.
Guys don’t wanna mess
around with wussy
measurements like
3 tablespoons of sht.
Hell-No! Guy tells it like
it is… as in “Throw in
a shot of it. Maybe a
double shot if
you want it spicy.”
The GuyGrub Guy
would never expect
other regular guys to
watch a clock in order
to turn something over.
He makes it easy. Like
“check it out after 3/4
of a beer.”
GuyGrub recipes don’t use
stuff like tofu, truffles, or
soymilk. Guys like meat and
potatoes. And so does our Guy.
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Remedial Karlibration
You thought you had it, right?
But then you had to cook 3 things at the same time, and you got
your beers and buybacks all mixed up. And you burned your macho meatloaf, and your yellow
waxed beans looked more like firecracker fuses than food. Actually, if you're that dumb, this webisode won't help.
Guy
Grub Videos Weekly vids. Learn how to cook with garage tools,
measure with shots, and time your culinary masterpieces
with pints of beer.
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A R C H I V E S
Ratfink Meatballs
On a bed of Angel Hair Pasta. Makes u a
MadeGuy. Perfect for Family get-togethers.
This recipe dedicated to Mafia fink Joe
Valachi, born in the year of the Rat. Sensei
Sushi
Kanichewa, grubbies. While normally real
guys are meat and potatoes
and beer dudes,
there comes a moment in time to eat it raw.
This
is that moment. Cowpoked Beans
Pull up to the ol' chuckwagon, and ol' Gabby
Guy will give you his good ol' recipe for
cowpoking your legumes. "Yee Haw!"
says Noni, as she uses
her cattle prod on
Guy to speed up dinner. Chihuahua Tacos
You don't really have to use chihuahua.
I mean you can't even buy chihuahua
in places
where you can buy live goats.
So we suggest
dognapping Paris' little
tidbit next time she
gets sent to the pokie. Samurai Sashimi
This isn't really GuyGrub per se. But when
my psycho
producer Yo got out her Samurai
Sword and started swinging it
around my
kitchen, I figured, like yeah, that'll
cook. I
mean, even if it isn't cooked, you know. Luau Skewers
Put on your little grass skirt or your big
moo-moo. Turn
your surfboard into a
picnic table. Cook softly and put it
on a
big stick. Sloppy JoJoes
You wear a bib. She can wear a diaper.
Better than sloppy seconds! Sloppier than
Sloppy Freds.
Easier to make than the slop
you get in the Army. My
secret recipe
includes my secret ingredient, slam-bammed
cow meat!
H O H O H O L I D A Y S
Cheese Ball Elf From Hell
This cheeseball could scare your little
nieces and nephews into
a new round of
pants wetting. What other holiday
dish could compare with that?
Smashed
Potato Snowman
More fun than traipsing outside in the cold.
Tastes better than
yellow snow. Perfect for
kiddies
and your friends and relations with
the maturity of ten year
olds.
